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20 Things Women Do But Would NEVER Admit

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I've got a bit of a different kind of post for you on this dull Sunday morning. We all have things we do in the comfort of our own homes that we would never want to admit to any other human being voluntarily ever. So I thought I would share with you a few things that I definitely do not do but others may.

1. Leaving it far too long before washing makeup brushes/Beauty Blender.

2. Shaving legs once a month - if you're lucky.

3. Picking off nail polish because it's oh so satisfying.

4. Not washing your hair as often as should, once a week maybe. Dry shampoo is the best invention ever and is your best friend.

5. Not changing razor as often as you should.

6. Popping/picking pimples.

7. Using mascara for a year rather than replacing every 3 months.

8. Pulling out long hairs on your arms, chin or face, before anyone else sees them and notices. 

9. Sniffing armpit of jumper or crotch of jeans to see if you can get away with wearing them for another day.

10. Only washing bras when they start to look grubby or smell funky, even though you own a tonne of pretty ones, it's always the old/gross/un-sexy/used to be white at some point not grey, one you always want to wear.

11. Didn't shave armpits? Long sleeve top it is then.

12. Carries out regular leakage checks on crotch and/or bed sheets to ensure no code red incidents during that dreaded time of the month.

13. Have a rant to yourself in the shower including clever things you should have said in an argument you had earlier in the day. This is a guaranteed win.

14. Act like you're stretching so you can secretly sniff your armpits to check that BO smell isn't coming from you.

15. Peeing in the shower.

16. Picking your nose, as long as it's in the comfort of your own home, i.e. behind a locked door, where no one else can see you. Or waiting for your partner to look away or to go to sleep before having a good old dig around up there.

17. When Aunt Flo comes to visit unexpectedly, the only logical answer is to create a make shift pad using toilet roll.

18. Not throwing away pants which have stains on them, and picking the oldest, scabbiest pair over the sexy lingerie that makes you feel beautiful that's gathering dust in your underwear drawer. 

19. A good scratch of the head when you have dandruff or a dry scalp really hits the spot. But picking it out from under your nails is the real prize. 

20. Not showering as often as you should. 


If you really admit to yourself, do you do any of these? Are you embarrassed about your bad habits or do you openly tell your friends and family?

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